Category Archives: Why I Won’t Be Seeing This Movie

  1. Why I Won’t Be Seeing This Movie: Hitchcock

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    September 21, 2012 by MK

    1. I haven’t seen something this frightening since Marlon Brando was told they were shelving the McRib until after his …
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  2. Why I Won’t Be Seeing This Movie: Carrie (The Remake)

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    August 24, 2012 by MK

    I saw it the first time. When it was called Carrie. Also: how on earth is this photo considered “marketing”? …
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  3. Why I Won’t Be Seeing This Movie: Madea Goes to Jail

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    March 3, 2009 by MK

    Get it?  It’s a man.  Dressed up as a woman.  An old woman.  And he/she is persnickety. It’s a rule …
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  4. Why I Won’t Be Seeing This Movie: The Soloist

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    February 25, 2009 by MK

    Hi, I’m Jamie Foxx.  And I want to win another Oscar.  As my costar Robert Downey, Jr. says, I may …
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  5. Why I Won’t Be Seeing This Movie: Watchmen

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    February 17, 2009 by MK

    1.  Billy Crudup looks too much like Mr. Freeze. 2.  The still-banging-Katherine Heigl-apparition from Grey’s Anatomy has too big a …
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