1,000 Reasons Not to Live Before You Die!


April 18, 2009 by MK



Any reason to let this already insanely lucky a-hole feel any better about his ridiculously opulent and jackpot lifestyle is a reason too many.

In the much-publicized duel, Kutcher’s Twitter account crossed the 1 million mark on Twitter about 2:13 a.m. ET Friday, narrowly beating CNN’s breaking-news feed, which had 998,239 followers at the time. CNN passed the mark at 2:42 a.m. ET.

Kutcher told Larry King that initially, Twitter was a tool to feed his ego until he realized that he could use the service to make a difference.

At the end of the day, we all have ego, we all have some level of ego,” he said. “But if we can use our ego to actually create good charitable things in the world in some way, and use our ego — originally, I defined Twitter as an ego stream when I first saw it. But then what I realized is if we can transform that into something that’s positive that can actually effectively change the world, that can be a really valuable tool.”

Great.  Now he’s pontificating.

Thanks God.  Thanks a lot.


One thought on “1,000 Reasons Not to Live Before You Die!

  1. ghostlife says:

    He is such a twerp, and I’m being polite.

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