April 9, 2009 by MK
On today’s edition of You’re Not Nearly As Cool As You Think You Are [In Fact, You’re Utterly Boring and Pretentious], we take a look at the Not As Cool As He Thinks He Is [In Fact He’s Utterly Boring and Pretentious] Billy Bob Thornton, who, when attention was given to his film career during a music interview, blanched at the thought of mixing his two brilliantly set up [but keep them separate dammit] worlds. You see, Billy Bob Thornton is a musician. And musicians talk about music. Only.
Everyone, heads up. It’s Billy Bob “Music is My Life” Thornton and we all need to tip-toe around the fact that he’s been in movies for the past bajillion years. Oh, and look at those bandmates dripping with charisma surrounding him. I could listen to them talk about their “lost records” for hours on end.
Listen, ass. Just because you’re rich enough [FROM YOUR MOVIE CAREER!] to install a recording studio in your basement, doesn’t mean you should actually use it. Go back to cheating on various girlfriends and filling necklace vials with blood. At least then you won’t be singing.