Why I Won’t Be Seeing This Movie: Watchmen


February 17, 2009 by MK

1.  Billy Crudup looks too much like Mr. Freeze.

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2.  The still-banging-Katherine Heigl-apparition from Grey’s Anatomy has too big a role.

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3.  The Not Visionary Zack Snyder directed.

4.  I already saw X-Men.

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5.  It’s got a guy that looks like Batman but is not Batman.

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This movie sucks.

And I haven’t even seen it.


5 thoughts on “Why I Won’t Be Seeing This Movie: Watchmen

  1. Jerry MaDick says:

    Dang! Pretty accurate observations, however. What the fuck is going on with that Grey’s Anatomy storyline anyway? And why am I watching Grey’s Anatomy?

  2. Hilarious stuff. I will tell you how it was!

    Here’s a little Watchmen something else. Enjoy:


    It’s almost time…

  3. shiftlesswhenidle218 says:

    Read the graphic novel. It’s probably one of the best things written in the last 25 years.

  4. Serge says:

    Wow, looks like you’re a Maddox fan…
    ummm, Seriously dude, this is the best movie I’ve seen in a long time.
    It’s not kinda like the Comic. It’s EXACTLY like the comic. panel for panel, cut for cut, line for line. A truly amazing feat in this day and age.
    There is real depth to the characters here, superb acting, gritty, dirty, honest.
    Very powerful stuff.
    Please do yourself a favor and watch this film.

  5. I also recommend you read the novel, you can’t understand Watchmen without reading it.

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