More is Mary

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January 18, 2009 by MK

Can we stop with the Mary J. Blige worship?  Every time I see her perform live it’s like she’s the plot for Speed 3 — “unless you sing at a certain decibel level or higher the bomb in your white pants will explode.”  No one ever told her, “Mary honey, less is more.”  And today, she almost made me wish John McCain were elected so I wouldn’t have to sit through another one of her “the longer I go the louder I get” routines.

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2 thoughts on “More is Mary

  1. mikey d says:

    OMG she is the most overrated singer evah!!!!!
    I like what I see when I’m lookin at me when i pass the mirror

  2. mikey d says:

    I mean: I like what I see when I’m lookin at me when I’m walking past the mirror

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